Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

Edward

Edward is someone who is annoying but also kinda funny

“My brother edward Simmons is annoying but cool”

by edturd Simmons November 9, 2020

es (edwards syndrome)

es is where a young person, typically a lad is going through hormonal changes and becomes very aggressive incredibly violent and ‘hulks out’ for no reason.

it is usually a temporary condition however it can get progressively worse through teenage years

me- hi, how are you
someone suffering with es (edwards syndrome) - ARGHHHH FUCK OFF YOU SILLY CUNT ARGHHH

oh i reckon he has ES

by khushianddilarax March 28, 2019

Edward scissor fingers

To finger a woman till blood is drawn
(cherry pop only)

You dude guess what, darrgh gave the fat wan the Edward scissor fingers in his car, its everywhere

by Gorillafist October 22, 2020

Edward

Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.

Don’t be an Edward let’s go have some fun.

by Jartan November 22, 2021

Edward

The most alpha chad that you will ever see, he is the best. He always wants to speak to others and is the kindest person you will ever meet.

Edward is an alpha male

by L'er November 28, 2021

edward

Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.

OMG loo its edward and Clover

by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 25, 2023