STEAM ENGINE EXPRESS

The art of making long trails of shit on your partners chest and then smearing them all over while fucking them in the ear.

Dude, that was a crazy Steam Engine Express

by shitstainboyinbootcamp June 29, 2011

engender'd

To take on the properties of the female gender. Used by shakespeare a total of 19 times.

A: Dude, his cat has moobs.
B:it is engender'd

by Paulolegn November 28, 2013

egging

The act of doing something so idiotic that you have to be pointed out by those around you and labeled for how ignorant you look.

"Man did you see connor today after he hit that grav? Man he was egging hard, he just forgot his debit card at the mcdonalds drive thru."
"Man what an egg."

by doglips22 November 16, 2016

mother edging

Calling your Mother into the room while masturbating and trying to finish before she arrives.

Calling your Mother into the room while masturbating and trying to finish before she arrives.
AKA Mother Edging

by Haldane LCC December 1, 2013

Egging me on

When someone leads you on and plays with you, as if it’s some kind of joke.

Lisa was Egging me on when I spent so much time and effort trying to get her in bed.

I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...

by Hitler the great July 13, 2020

Never ending Shower

Where when a person is about to cum they put there balls into a small container of cold water to keep back the cum. Eventually after doing it many times the person can't hold it back so it seems like it's a never ending shower of cum.

Bobby: Yesterday I had a good never ending shower going and it took like 5 minutes to finish!

by Smileyfaceguy April 20, 2009

Not So Happy Ending

When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.

Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."

by TeamGhost February 8, 2015