eman ebrahim

A girl who is very sexy and lives her life to the fullest. She is so hot and likes to read. She barely talks and is kind of mysterious but she seems like she’s loud when she’s comfortable. She hates obnoxious people and loves her alone time never lose an Eman Ebrahim because they are rare and too kind for this world

Would you look at how quiet and sweet she is, she must be an Eman Ebrahim

by Ahmad12 November 20, 2021

Homie don' spit Ebonic yo

I do not speak Ebonics

Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish

by Ownedghst October 16, 2012

C.E.B.S.

chronic empty bottle syndrome.

I HAVE C.E.B.S.

by C.E.B.S November 23, 2014

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

by cutwotebs March 1, 2013

Ebola

"Its a disease on the Discovery Channel, where all your intestines sort of just slip out of your butt."

-Jesse Pinkman

When you say it's contamination, I'm thinking like an Ebola leak, or something.

by dunejunkie January 4, 2017

ebonics

Code spoken by negroes that the white men can't understand. The overall language revolves around a diabloical plot to take over the entertainment portion of America. In short, it is a mistake to even call this a language, but it is a joke.

Shizzle? What the hell is Shizzle?

by benkist_b_4 November 10, 2003

ebay

an online auction site where you can buy collectibles that were in ancient times bought at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores for next to nothing. Now they can be bought from any schmo in the world and shipped anywhere for lots of $$

Also used as a VERB

A: Jeepers, that Elvis ashtray you found in your grandmother's attic looks like it might be worth something, you should ebay it.
B: Ya, think? I've been ebaying a lot lately.
A: er, getta life <mrft>

by flippytale January 15, 2004