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douche fucker by Lyndsey January 17, 2004
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Douche Baggins
1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
Douche Baggins by pincherslug July 27, 2006
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douche tooth
The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.
douche tooth by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008
Douche bag
1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
Douche bag by Daisy91 November 3, 2008
Douche Chugger
Similar in appearance to the widely known and reviled "douche bag", the "douche chugger" excels in douche baggery of such an epic scale, that few believe they exist.
Most often white, suburban males who think they are black, urban males. Frequently seen in cars that are utter shit, that they have equipped with a 3ft tall spoiler; huge, chrome, spinner rims; incredibly fag-alicious neon; and windows tinted so dark you can't see out, let alone in; or windows with retarded sayings written in calligraphy. Actual sighting: Beeyotch Killah. My favorite.
There are exceptions to this rule.
Some well known douche chuggers: frat boys, guys who wear really tight shirts, any guy who spends more than 20 seconds on his hair, any guy with that queer jawline beard, and guys who peel out from every green light.
Some famous douche chuggers: Kevin Federline, Macaulay Culkin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Klein, The Gallaghers from Oasis, and P. Diddy.(or whatever the fuck his name is now)
There are exceptions to this rule.
Some well known douche chuggers: frat boys, guys who wear really tight shirts, any guy who spends more than 20 seconds on his hair, any guy with that queer jawline beard, and guys who peel out from every green light.
Some famous douche chuggers: Kevin Federline, Macaulay Culkin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Klein, The Gallaghers from Oasis, and P. Diddy.(or whatever the fuck his name is now)
Douche Chugger by Wolvie May 15, 2006
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Douche Bag
Douche Bag by Greg April 13, 2004