by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012
Get the douche splosh mug.Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.
ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.
There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
by justasurvivor December 23, 2012
Get the retro-douche mug.Camping in call of duty or other fps in totally fucked places with the gayest weapons possible. Gayest weapons can include but are not limited to sniper rifles with acog scope, silenced shotguns, tomahawks, grenades cooked in a suicidal fashion, dual Uzis, energy hammers, c4, urine, sea urchins, power legs(duke nukem mp), rpgs, throwing knifes, and of course bags of dicks.
laying prone at the top of ladders with a shotgun. Laying prone on stairs waiting for a fag to kill. Sitting behind a door.Where no one has every tried to camp before, so they would never expect it is really the general rule for true douche kills. Personally i like to duck behind a desk like a boss with a shotgun while making quotes such as ya fired, or step into my office, we do not negotiate with fags, Im the boss i need the info, etc.......JUST BE A DICK AND YOU TO CAN DOUCHe KILL
by Dymeleon January 10, 2013
Get the Douche Kill mug.A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012
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Get the Douche Troupe mug.a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche
example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!
example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!
example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!
by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011
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