Facebook Defense

After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.

I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.

by Bignatius December 20, 2008

Deflatio

Any sight, thought or statement that instantly destroys sexual arousal, especially in men. Psychological equivalent to a cold shower.

Meant to parody fellatio.

I was just about to score when a commercial for Dr. Phil came on the TV. Total Deflatio.

by LosButchos October 5, 2007

Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.

Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.

by assholer1 February 17, 2010

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD)

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.

A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.

by ResearcherWho! November 26, 2018

defos

alternate version of most definitely or mosdef.

Q: You coming out tonight?

A: Defos

by Retoot9576 January 22, 2011

Mel Gibson Defence

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.

Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009

defuckify

to reverse the fucked-up-ness of a fucked up sleep schedule.

"Maybe you should try to maintain something remotely resembling a sleep schedule."

"I have one -- it's just fucked up."

"Then maybe you should defuckify."

by girlwithafuckedupsleepschedule June 14, 2009