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the david barbo

the david barbo is when you're in a public place, such as a grocery store or shopping mall, and you sneeze all over the lower back of an unsuspecting woman, usually bent over with her lower back exposed.
Girl was so fine, I followed her through the spaghetti aisle, and when she went for the bottom shelf sauce, I hit her with the David Barbo!!
by notjimmeratall March 27, 2017
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will davidson

A sexy gingerheaded man. Has a small dick and loves a girl named kara twinkle toes. Is aklso ready for a man to be in his life.
by singhi June 12, 2017
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Pulling a David James

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.
Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.
by concrete man August 14, 2011
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David

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. you will seriously fall for him no matter what. he's extremly attractive and has amazing hair. he would seriously never do anything to hurt you, and will always be with you no matter what.<3 he's wonderful just the way he is, most perfect human being to walk the earth.
~~~~~~~~~~~ i love you David
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David

1. Mexican. 2. Awesome and AMAZING. 3; Best Person in the whole wide world. Is super duper cute and great.

4. Has Adorable brown eyes! 5. TOTAL turn on just saying,
Very Unique (ad'j) Plays Call Of Duty and Minecraft.

A person who is the best boyfriend.
Dude, Hes a David, because he plays games all day ;)
by HelloKittyAsian October 14, 2011
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david

Davids are very narcissistic and only think of themselves. No matter the evidence put against their argument they still argue for their point and it's not even arguing he starts yelling for no reason. They mistreat their wives either physically or mentally. They buy houses without wives permission and in the wives name. they drink and drive because they only care about themselves. they don't care about unborn babies and supports the killing of them. You feel quite uncomfortable around david and want to spend the least amount of time with him as possible. They are very arrogant and once they believe something that is the end of it he will never change his mind even if it is for the better. He is in all just very stupid and buys a house in a very bad neighborhood and allows for it to get robbed twice because he left the downstairs window open. Then he pays for very expensive stuff to fix up the house and goes bankrupt so even the amount of work he puts in the house isn't gotten back after selling the house because he used such expensive things for a house that no matter what will not be worth the money. Then the house he buys in his wives name is a crappy ass house he ends up putting a hole in the roof to get a matress upstairs? who in their right mind see's this as smart. He didnt ask his wife for her permission in having the house in her name. They will divorce eventually like anyone else who has dated him. but dont worry he will go get another wife from haiti.
omg look at david he only pays attention to his kid when other people are over. pls dont be like david
by phantom negromante May 23, 2019
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David Miller

The (luckily) soon to be former Mayor of Toronto. A native of San Francisco, famous nationwide for his unbelievable stupidity and hypocrisy.

Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.

-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.

-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.

-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
David Miller should have stayed in San Francisco where he belongs.
by malton_on_99 April 16, 2010
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