cybernuts

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).

Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.

by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

Cybersecurity

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected information technology infrastructure.

cybersecurity is protecting global interconnected computers

by s j tubrazy May 12, 2015

cybertage

n. Sabotage committed in cyberspace; deliberate damage caused to a computer system or to data stored on a computer system by a computer hacker or by a deliberately planted computer virus.

vt. cybertaged, cybertaging, cybertages
To commit cybertage against.

A computer hacker wrought havoc on a call center's computer systems by cybertaging its customer database.

by Trevor Roberts December 9, 2003

cyberclap

n. 1. Debilitating infection of your computer caused by virus picked up from accessing Porn Sites. 2. Genital & palm calluses caused by frequent one-hand-typing while cybering.

I can't get in to the chat room since I got a dose of cyberclap from that MILF site.

by TrouserMonkey September 10, 2005

cyberfratricide

When the IT department of your organization performs an "upgrade" to the system typically resulting in poorer performance, extreme inconveinence, and a significant reduction in productivity. Management then blames you for the lack of production which will be duly noted on your next review.

"Dude, why can't I get to the shared directory?!?"

"IT did an upgrade last night."

"Don't they realize their "upgrades" make us look bad? Are they trying to ruin my life?"

"Nope. They think they are the masters of the universe, but all they are really doing is killing their brothers and sisters."

"Cyberfratricide, man. It's cyberfratricide."

by The Marxian November 10, 2008

cybersyphillis

A virus contracted while participating in unprotected cybersex.

While downloading her jpg, I contracted cybersyphillis.

by gsmx2 July 15, 2007

Cyberkrunk

A person who listens to dark electronic music, but speaks in Ebonics.

"Did you see those matrix kids listening to Kanye? They musta been Cyberkrunk."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009