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The pussy crunch

This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on
by Chris Dott May 21, 2009
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Council?WhatCouncil?

The Council is a common myth which has survived over the years at Whitburn Academy, West Lothian. There has beeen however a large amount of controversy to the members prior to its existance. These include the names of bstewrt2, R3BUZ, Ginge123, David Cassidy and the one they call the Donkey Puncher. This Donkey Puncher however is mainly a feature of the group, a spin off. This however cannot ever been proven. So until proven otherwise, there is no council.

The Council has also been known to have links to David Carradine through the Kill Bill period in his life. Also the world famous "Bruce Lee," was known at one point to be an apprentice of the council. There has also been high amounts of speculation and a wide spread of reports into the appreances of 'Elmo' at the council meetings. This is however suggesting that there is indeed a council.

There has also been high speculation about the council members that they were once trained by the Lin kuei Ninja Clan of Hokkaido, Japan. Although it cannot be stressed enough that the council may not exist?
What the Fuck is the Council?WhatCouncil?
by Blair Stewart January 15, 2009
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When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!
I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!
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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has even occurred.
Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."
by 845 Bro August 17, 2011
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crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.
John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.
by Slim77 July 28, 2010
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Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.
by valo April 30, 2007
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