Cookie Whore

A cookie whore is a person who cant be trusted with any cake or chocolate. Be wary of those called katie, they get vicious! cookie Stealing

Guy 1: hey wheres my fucking cookie!
Guy 2: keep your voice down we all know katie's a cookie whore!

by mortalperil July 11, 2010

Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.

1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008

cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.

Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.

by Magallanes July 11, 2010

Cookie Run: OvenBreak

Yea so basically you have cookies and your run with them then you espose from the oven and that’s the tutorial. Then you have different modes, skin, different cookies with unique skills and much more but I won’t spoiler anymore

P.s. this was made to convince my friend BSSandwich to play Cookie Run: OvenBreak

Me- oh boy I sure love Cookie Run: OvenBreak!
BSSandwich- what is its lol
Me- Æ

by SiComeSonoIo January 26, 2021

slow cookie

Someone who is slow. not quick at understanding things. Like when u bake some cookies theres always one u got to put back to continue to let it cook.

Mane, u a slow cookie.

by Tiffany H. October 23, 2006

oatmeal cookies

a street name for oxycontin when your talking on the phone next to your mom

BOB: hey the backer is in town with some cookies

BILL: what kind of cookies

BOB: Oatmeal Cookies

by S.O.H.O.N. March 15, 2008

Fortune Cookie Bullshit

Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.

"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."

by Matt Kish January 20, 2009