by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014
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So I’ve given up on the bourgeoisie
Like all their aspirations, it’s a fantasy
- Pet Shop Boys
So I’ve given up on the bourgeoisie
Like all their aspirations, it’s a fantasy
- Pet Shop Boys
by laughable.com May 3, 2018
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When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.
Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.
by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016
Get the abscond to constantinople mug.To burn a CD with files (usually warez), that have some security protocols in place or to burn a corrupted file making the CD unusable, and thus a coaster.
by Daragaaz December 3, 2007
Get the coastering mug.by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011
Get the Comstock Lode mug.The coast is where the sand meets the water, also known as a beach. When you want to say someone is a bitch, but they are right there and you don't want to be rude.
Person 1: Jessica is a bit coastal.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: You know, a bit sand and water.
Person 2: You mean Jessica is a bitch?
Person 1: Shhh she's right there.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: You know, a bit sand and water.
Person 2: You mean Jessica is a bitch?
Person 1: Shhh she's right there.
by ellogovernment September 27, 2019
Get the coastal mug.my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
by schmokey February 3, 2021
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