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Communism

The thing that lasts longer than Capitalism
No wonder it was lead by Stalin...
Communism shall prevail
Communism is better than Avengers: Infinity War
I can't decide between Shrek and Communism. How about SHREKUNISM
by Xx_69PussySlayer69_xX June 14, 2018
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Corporate Communism

Which brings me back to a point I made previously...

Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
I was supposed to have off Sunday but I show up Saturday and the schedule has been changed without my knowledge. And if I don't like it... I just have to move to a different communist dictatorship don't I? Except I CAN'T! Because the water pump on my car went out and I literally can't go further than a block away from my house without my car stalling! I went to Taco Bell last week and my car stalled on my way into my parking lot and I had to push it into a parking space. Can't afford to get it fix. Can't work more hours because they have labor quotas. They keep hiring people to supplant my hours but they keep firing them because they are worse. When my manager told me that they fired the last one I laughed in her fucking face because SHE KNOWS the job is shit and that noone wants to do it and no one is ever going to work as hard as they want you to (Because they want you to dedicate your life to the dear leader and one of their values is Humility defined as 'Doing all of the work and taking none of the credit'). But that's corporate communism for you."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Community Penis

Joseph Rodriguez has a community penis he sleeps with anyone and everyone
by Community_Px December 18, 2023
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Communism

The base idealism of the former USSR, communism was the idea of equality. Through time it got different core ideas; that were based on equality. Usually defoned by peoples classes equality, equal wealth to all, you earn for how you work, and making money less valuable, and increasing the favoring of trades. Even tho it was a great idea, it didnt succeed, beacause of bad leadersheap and mistakes. Some other countrie thats communist is China; that succeeded unlike USSR. This Idealism oftenly can be confused with/for socialism, thats not actually the same.
The symbol of communism is a hammer and a sickle, representing jard work and value of earning wealth by success of it. Its most recognised on the flag of Soviet Russia, colored in yellow on a red background.
1. Communism-Country people layers equality
2. Communism-The lesser power of goverment and equality with people.
3. Communism-Unvalue of money amd favoring to trade for/with earnings.
by CanYouDefineTheWord? May 16, 2019
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Communal

dab sesh with the homies over mic when playing video games. Mainly during waiting lobbies.
Aye man, trynna take a communal after this match??
by Mobygotyou September 29, 2020
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Lister Community School

The kind of shithole where year 7s act up coz they think they're suddenly big, year 9s have a massive vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week.
Mason: "Yo Tyler, do u kno that school where year 7s act up coz they think they're big, year 9s have a vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week."
Tyler: "You mean that shithole Lister Community School"
by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021
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