cockarms

A person, generally male, who has either a dysfunctional penis or mad crazy arms. Sometimes the poor dude has both, in which case I'm glad I'm not him.

Hey cockarms, go fuck a goat!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

cockassity

Some dumb shit.

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

cockache

Chronic frustration. A source of cockache can also be called a cockache.

Reading trollish comments on my youtube video is a total cockache.

My ex won't return the CDs I lent him when we were dating. What a cockache!

by PartsPerBillion November 23, 2011

cock-a-too-poo

Eighties new romantic 'kitchen' group featuring Derek Blunden as the main talent orifice. Hits include 'Too Shammy for Mammy'(a tribute to Al Jolson)and 'Use the Love Thermometer'.

Woooooooooo-aaaah, its Cock-a-Too-Poo!

by ManMachine January 24, 2005

cock a feel

Touching a male inappropriately without his consent.

Bro I was out clubbin last night and Jessica tried to cock a feel.

by shrimp_master January 21, 2015

Brown cocaine

A line of shit aligned perfectly along an erect cock that has been produced by a female after anal

I was doing anal with my wife and then she decided to give me some brown cocaine

by Joshlb123 May 4, 2018

Cocaine

The straight form of crack.

You: Dude, I'm gonna go smoke some Cocaine...
Me: Dude... No your not.

by Jakeeeeee2012 June 17, 2008