Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes

Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!

by cockonaut October 19, 2009

Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"

by ring-tailed roarer June 11, 2011

sucking dick for cocaine

Gerard Way being a precious cinnamon roll

this song is about sucking dick for cocaine

by femalegee October 11, 2017

cocker

Term used in Northern England especially by the older generation meaning "buddy" or "mate"

"Ya alright cocker?"

"Cheers cocker"

by poo legs May 31, 2004

cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.

"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."

by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

Cocoa Puff

Underground slang used to describe packing and smoking cocaine inside if a store bought cigarette

In the movie Flight John Goodmans character "wakes up" Denzel Washingtons character with a Cocoa Puff. He softly squeezes and turns the open end of a cigarette to release a small pinch of tobacco onto the table. Fills the empty space in the cigarette with a pinch of cocaine, then packs the cocaine in tight by topping off the cocaine with some of the tobacco that was originally squeezed out. He lights it up to get it "started" and then Denzel's character takes a huge drag, inhales, holds it in his lungs for a long spell, and upon exhaling becomes significantly buzzed and high from "smoking cocaine." A kind of rich mans crack pipe. (Needless to say it's addictive and could potentially kill you depending on what was used to "cut" the pure cocaine down to a profitable street drug)

by SuburbTagger April 11, 2015