closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.

Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!

by rottentomato January 2, 2009

closetlove

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

by Marc Bruckel October 25, 2007

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

couseimwesome

The improper yet cooler way of saying "Because I'm Awesome."

Dude why dont you share some of that chick-fil-a sandwich.

I don't have to couseimwesome and you're not.

by I r KewL August 31, 2009

Close Block

v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.

Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.

Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.

by Burnthings March 1, 2010

Closet Caller

Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.

Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.

by PDuckWin May 22, 2010

Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.

My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.

by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011