Chinese Row Boat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G August 29, 2008

Chinese Smile

...when an asian girl opens her legs, and a gong sounds to signify that her vagina opens horizontally, then it smiles at you to let you know that you are invited inside, but remember to take your shoes off so you do not offend her customs

When Rip finally got Yi into the bed, he was scared by her Chinese Smile, but then he decided to go for it anyway, and tore it up.

by Blip Rogers August 6, 2008

Chinese Checkers Sex Position

Chinese Checkers is where you jump from hole to hole while jumping holes already filled a variation can be played with 2 people but it is much more recommended to play with 3+ people. In this game every one wins

Person 1 "Twister is boring lets play something else"
Person 2 "Let play Chinese Checkers Sex Position!"
Person 3, 4, 5 and 6 "Yeah!"

by Chinesecheckersforthewin June 17, 2010

Chinese

The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.

Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going?
Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want!

Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master! Allow me to lick your shoes clean!

by Daniel Lim July 16, 2008

Chinese Shotgun

During Oral Sex when the male shoves the head of his partner down and ejaculates in her throat.

Last night I had sex with Jessica Alba, i Chinese Shotguned her when we were done.

by John Lap June 3, 2009

Chinese Jackhammer

A sexual maneuver in which the woman/sub hovers over the man facing one another, and the man thrusts violently into her from below.

"I gave her a Chinese Jackhammer after she got tired of riding cowgirl."

by ZFreud December 10, 2009

Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.

Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.

by magnumdefense January 28, 2013