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Chinese Ear Food

Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.
Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...
by UGreeNinja April 8, 2009
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Chinese Double Ripple

Two wires are used to open a females mouth while two men stand side by side on her face and release ice cream on her faces that's been shoved up the anal cavity
Damn that bitch took that chinese double ripple like a tropper!
by That Dude with a vagina May 29, 2010
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Chinese Trots

Simply put, having an acute case of diarrhea where one is careful to keep the butt cheeks tight to prevent possible leakage while walking to the nearest facilities to release the Kraken.
Dude, did you see that chick over there walking kinda funny? I thought her hip huggers were just way too tight, but then I saw a green apple splatter on her ass. She must have the Chinese Trots...
by Mountain Lion May 26, 2012
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chineye

Have you heard of the ultimate crisps Oracle? her name is Queen Chineye
by mimizizi December 3, 2013
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Chinese Cracker

A person who tries to roast others on online games that have mint green hair and is very white with freckles.

Often they would make racist jokes and talk junk about your parents,god,and you.
by RoasterOf2017 January 17, 2017
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chinese tiger mom

Somebody (pariticularly relationship between parent and child) pressuring and pushing them into academic and social greatness. Or—pushing a kid into the deep end of the pool to figure it out instead of giving them a swimming lesson

“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin instead of soccer practice.”
“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin and won’t let him play video games.”
by Cheryl69420 February 10, 2020
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reverse chinese finger trap

a gay sexual position where two uncircumsized males, naked, willingly or not, insert thier right index finger into the forskin of the oposite's penis simultainously.
by evolutionary January 24, 2011
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