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Captain America

A strong, respectful, confident soldier who will do anything to save your life.
He was born a skinny child, growing up he wanted to show the world he was more than he looks.
After being drafted as a soldier, it wasn't working out, so he took some magical steroids called the "Super Soldier Serum" Which enhanced his strength, speed, endurance, and lifespan, and got a cool new shield.
After he takes down a Nazi, who secretly had a identity on the whole time, he actually has a red skull.
The ship/Carrier he was in crashed. He was frozen for years, and when Director Nick Fury discovered him, he later joined a team of superheros, like him, and fought off "Avenger" level threats. After defeating a alien "Thanos" he returns very powerful weapons, known as the "Infinity stones" and since he never got the chance to spend the love of his life, he decided to time travel and re-live his life. He returns to the present timeline, and gives up his shield, to the one and only Falcon, becoming the next Captain America. - (MCU Captain America)
Captain America: Without that suit of armor, what are you?
Iron-Man: A Billionaire Playboy Genius, without those steroids, what are you bitch? A skinny ass kid who can't even beat up a citizen.
by Mcu man March 28, 2022
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the captain morgan

having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.
by ando July 23, 2003
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captain hook

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!
by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003
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Captain Save'm

A lee7 azz pimp who pulls multiple hoes out of a bar/strip club in one single bound.
A kind of a superhero who keeps his cape fresh like downy sheetz in da streetz!

(does not buy lap-dances, rarely gives a hoe a dollar cuz that's all they're worth anyways)
Harold- "How can dude pull so much ass without getting any lap-dances?"
Lamar- "Because your a square ass stupid fuck Harold. Captain Save'm knows bout tit grease n ripperz on polez niggy! no dough fo no hoe.. skeet skeet bitch!!!"
by youaintgottolikeme March 24, 2009
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Captain Hook

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.
That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!
by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009
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Captain Obvious

1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc

Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."

Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."

Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
by lars23x April 26, 2011
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Captain Dildo

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011
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