Flamboyant Cow is a term often used to describe an overly confident, and in most cases obnoxious, female of African American descent.
To be dubbed a Flamboyant Cow is one of the greatest insults known to mankind.
More often than not a true Flamboyant Cow will be no less than 200 lbs overweight.
To be dubbed a Flamboyant Cow is one of the greatest insults known to mankind.
More often than not a true Flamboyant Cow will be no less than 200 lbs overweight.
Rick: Dude did you see that black chick at the party?
Dave: Yeah man, she wouldn't shut the fuck up all night..
Rick: I hear she keeps a bottle of ranch dressing in her purse..
Dave: Shit, what a Flamboyant Cow!
Dave: Yeah man, she wouldn't shut the fuck up all night..
Rick: I hear she keeps a bottle of ranch dressing in her purse..
Dave: Shit, what a Flamboyant Cow!
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Where chocolate milk comes from.
by Jimmis June 25, 2009
Get the Brown Cow mug.(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
Get the milking the cow mug.To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
Get the Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow. mug.What is a Bape Cow?
No one knows what a Bape Cow is. Not even Bape Cows know what a Bape Cow is. They're too busy thinking that they're lemons. They ride Ragons and are omens of death. But we don't really know that because we don't know what Bape Cows are.
No one knows what a Bape Cow is. Not even Bape Cows know what a Bape Cow is. They're too busy thinking that they're lemons. They ride Ragons and are omens of death. But we don't really know that because we don't know what Bape Cows are.
by Omatoe-may? January 26, 2009
Get the Bape Cow mug.Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.
It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.
It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.
Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!
I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.
Moo.
I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.
Moo.
by Laverne Terres July 23, 2008
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