Cousin

A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.

“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”

by Dopeassoap September 27, 2018

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018

Clout Cousins

2 niggas that think they are cool but are completely retarted

Look at those clout cousins
I dated my clout cousins

by thin mints r good May 27, 2018

Indiana cousins

Idk what this really means, but it was the title of a romance novel at the gift shop of an Amish buffet and just assumed it's incestuous

Dude! Abner banged Priscilla!? They are totally Indiana Cousins!

by Nigul Toughjob August 9, 2022

Cousin bopper

Cousin bopper can be used to refer to others. Just means another reference of boul. Some people say yo cousin I say yo cousin bopper.

Yo cousin bopper. Wtf did you just say cousin bopper imma slap tf outta you bro you catta.

by eatmydikandballs August 10, 2022

Crazy cousins

an amazing upcoming band

Crazy cousins is the best

by Itsheraloura August 14, 2022