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The Commandments

The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)
the commandments make life barable
by biscuit bega December 31, 2005
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Going Commando

1. Wearing pants without boxers.
2. The coolest video game ever! Also called Ratchet & Clank 2. (The name is a joke)
1. I don't have any clean boxers left, so I guess I'll be going commando today.
2. I want to play Ratchet & Clank 2: Going Commando NOW because it's the best game ever!
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CommonAshSense

When a white man or woman (Karen) do not use their practical judgment without thinking repercussion after an event or action.
You didn’t have commonashsense rioting in Washington, DC and get killed in the U.S. Capital.

I tell ya, these Trump 2020 supporters don't have any CommonAshSense!
by Mr. DeeLovehall January 7, 2021
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Comment Cherry

The virginity of your myspace comments, usually taken by your first friend(who is not tom).
Whats up (insert random name here) i just popped your comment cherry, wtf is up!?!?
by bhsbfood September 24, 2008
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comment rollover

The phenomenon where the same comments start being posted by different commenters regarding an article or Facebook item because new posters haven't bothered to read all of the other posts or did not "view all comment."
Tim: That's the third person who has posted that they now have that song in their head regarding that link about Vanilla Ice on my Facebook wall.

Dan: They must not be clicking the "view all comments" link so now you're getting comment rollover.
by Alfetta159 December 11, 2009
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executive command

Possibly the worst film ever made.
A direct rip-off of "Executive Decision", which starred Kurt Russel and Steven Segal, Executive Command features exactly the same plot and context, the only difference being the cast of even worse actors and the even more vague international terrorist character, Carlos Grueber.
dave, i just saw executive command. i didn't think anyone could play the same character as Kurt Russel and actually prove themself a worse actor but this guy pulled it off.
by Randal Leadbelcher October 22, 2006
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covert commentary

when someone spends all day on facebook logged in as off-line while still placing comments, appearing on your page as if from nowhere
oh, no ones on line but me, BANG, someone replys immediatly to your recent post with some covert commentary,

bobs not speaking to anyone but he's still managing to throwing covert commentary around on facebook
by pokeitright December 8, 2010
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