Commie

1. Someone who has Pro-Russian views, who's Pro-Russian and pro-Kremlin

2. Someone who spouts Kremlin Propaganda

Plural: Commies

Democratic voter: Donald Trump and his Cronies called us "Commies", it is they who are the Commies because they're Pro-Russian

by Porg009 October 15, 2024

Commie

1. An individual who has pro-Russian views, likes Russia, the Kremlin and Putin.

2. A foreign agent who works and spies for Russia, the Kremlin and Putin

3. A Pro-Russian traitor

Plural: Commies

Viktor Orban, Donald Trump, Tommy Robinson, Nigel Farage, Marine Le Pen, Robert Fico and their supporters are the very definition of a commie.

by Porg009 October 26, 2024

commietose

What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.

True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

commiserhate

To gather with others for the purpose of sharing mutual hatred, resentment, or disdain toward someone or something — not necessarily to plan action, but to bond through shared negative feelings.

Etymology:
A portmanteau of commiserate (to share in sorrow) and hate — reflecting the act of emotionally connecting through shared hostility rather than shared suffering.

Note:
Unlike conspire or hate-monger, commiserhate doesn’t imply violence or incitement — only emotional venting and social bonding over animosity.

“They didn’t even notice they were commiserhating — just sipping wine and complaining about all the same people…”

"After work, they all went out for drinks to commiserhate about their boss."

"It wasn’t a strategy meeting — just pure commiserhating."

by TheEternalNow June 3, 2025

commiepedotroon

1. Soyspeak for a communist
2. A transgender communist who is a pedophile

Soyjak.party user 1:commiepedotroons are brimstone
Soyjak.party user 2:Tanzanite Trvthnvke

by GasparThalasso August 2, 2025

Commissary Queen

A woman of modest means who consistently has a partner(s) in jail and is known by many inmates for her willingness to put money in their commissary.

“ My dearest Commissary Queen,

All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”

Sincerely,

Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)

by anonymous September 27, 2025