starving slave child

(adjective) used to describe a person who isn't neccesarily starving but whose parents make them work so much around the house that they don't have time to eat and then they feel nutritionally challenged.
M'Kayla have you had dinner yet?" "No, unfortunately I am one of those starving slave children.
by callmecrazycauseimoncrack December 13, 2010
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Child Support Position

When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.
"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."
by HamiltonHoe April 10, 2019
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child bearing hips

nickname given to a skinny girl who's hips are very disproportionately wider than her skinny waistline
damn child bearing hips, that's one nice ass!
by xtremelybuffji January 01, 2004
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Child Detection Agency

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)
CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.
by DanMat6288 May 06, 2004
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do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".
- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!
by phlegmat March 22, 2005
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Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.
by Droker March 13, 2009
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least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"
My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.
by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017
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