Fatherless child

LGBTQ people.

Emma: hey did you hear the news. I’m gay.
Tyrone:hey do you know your dad?
Emma:No
Tyrone: I knew you were a Fatherless child

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

Porn child

A child that is made during a porno.

Or

A person that has a slutty friend that the person calls porn mom so they become porn child.

Alora is a porn child. Kelsey is her porn mom.

by Achinney11 May 5, 2015

Child Detection Agency

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.

by DanMat6288 May 6, 2004

do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.

Cristie M. is a Child Support Mom!

by Droker March 12, 2009

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

Retired Wild Child

People who during their youths were very adventurous and often participated in crazy activities but have since matured and have grown out of the so called "wild child" phase.

Someone not interested in college parties because they partied so much in high school.

"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.

by Arcane Persona September 12, 2009