The most suburbanest city in San Joaquin County, California, unlike Manteca, Stockton, Tracy and sort of Lathrop.
We moved to Lodi from Stockton and it's nice here in Lodi. Lodi, California is mostly a nice, quiet area.
by U.S. Bob May 8, 2007
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California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)
Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!
We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.
And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.
And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.
Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)
Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!
We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.
And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.
And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.
Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
Fuck California, Fuck Most The People Here, Fuck The Governor, Fuck Los Angeles, Fuck It All, It All Sucks, And If YOU Cant See It, Or Disagree With Me, Fuck You Too, Cause You Are A Fucking Moron.
Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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A point in time in a man or woman's life wear the man/woman sees the reality of his/her world and rather than maintaining a life that is one of consumerism (9-5, pressures with being famous: whatever really troubles them about society) they just check into Hotel California, a vacation/getaway of drugs to alleviate the pressures and bs today's society throws at you that fucks with your brain because you can see past everything but can't understand why people are the way they are.
Bill O'Reilly's/ FOX News contaminates my brethren's brains and they will be unable to easily look past differences, guess I gotta check into Hotel California again.
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Dani California is about "every woman Anthony Kiedis has ever dated. The song talks about the hard life and demise of this character "Dani."
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filled with teenagers, old people, and annoying cops who have nothing better to do than annoy the hell out of teenagers doing nothing wrong. the teenagers here adopted art forms suck as dramatical talents, photography and for a select few who took the art of skating. coronado host an uber old hotel called the Hotel del Coronado... uber simple. its supposedly haunted. also teenagers love to run around it and almost break there ankles... i'de know. also coronado host many places to eat like the Beach and Grill Cafe which has relatively good food to the rest of the island. Mootime ice-cream which is overpriced ice cream. Fairy landing a place with great views... the beaches are alright... bonfire pits host parties almost daily
filled with surfers, indie kids and other stereotypes... uber small place but can get crowded during the summer months in which "zonies" come and invade the island renting out peoples houses for there summer vacation.
filled with teenagers, old people, and annoying cops who have nothing better to do than annoy the hell out of teenagers doing nothing wrong. the teenagers here adopted art forms suck as dramatical talents, photography and for a select few who took the art of skating. coronado host an uber old hotel called the Hotel del Coronado... uber simple. its supposedly haunted. also teenagers love to run around it and almost break there ankles... i'de know. also coronado host many places to eat like the Beach and Grill Cafe which has relatively good food to the rest of the island. Mootime ice-cream which is overpriced ice cream. Fairy landing a place with great views... the beaches are alright... bonfire pits host parties almost daily
filled with surfers, indie kids and other stereotypes... uber small place but can get crowded during the summer months in which "zonies" come and invade the island renting out peoples houses for there summer vacation.
by ohsnos August 25, 2010
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Hunter: What?
Caliegh: Boop (pokes nose) HAHAHA
Hunter: Your so annoying
(later)
Trevor: Hate her yet?
Hunter: No.
Hunter: What?
Caliegh: Boop (pokes nose) HAHAHA
Hunter: Your so annoying
(later)
Trevor: Hate her yet?
Hunter: No.
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