Blunt

When you think you are telling the truth, but you really arent. Bluntness is affected based on your zodiac. Laid back people like to be positive and thats when blunt people wanna ruin your day by belittling you. They think they are doing right but they aren't. Dear blunt people, you suck. Next time, learn to sugar coat stuff. The correct way to respond to blunt insults is to cry or clap back at blunt people.

Me: Oh my god bathing suit season is here.
Tom: Em hem your fatass dont belong in a bikini, that should be a law.
Me: You are so blunt its not even funny.
Tom: Whats blunt?
Me: Blunt is another way of saying you are a dick.

by Bawston69 September 11, 2019

Bluetooth hookup

Similar to friends with benefits, a hookup that occurs routinely between two people who have no particular feelings for each other but find it convenient to hook up when they end up at the same bar or party.

Automatically connects, even when you don’t want it to.

Drunk and bored at the same party for the third time this month, Julia and Gareth resumed their Bluetooth hookup on Friday.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Blunt rush

The uncomfortable feeling one acquires after hitting a 100% marijuana blunt, before the high actually hits them.

oh man, I've got a serious blunt rush. I feel shit right now.

by _Teejay October 19, 2019

bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019

blunt

when someone doesnt send kisses and like are really boring om text

your so blunt

by david cramley November 25, 2019

Bluntarse

A idiotic person, a wanker.

You bluntarsed man just ate dog poo!

by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2019

Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy

If your friend has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend slept with his sister, and you sleep with his sister. you are now Bluetooth Tunnel Buddies with your friend

hey you know my buddy matt? I am his Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy

by florida stanley February 20, 2020