nervous bear

A gentleman who still lives with his mother into late adulthood and spends all his day flaming and trolling on the internet.

1. Come on, get a job, get a house and a life, stop being such a nervous bear.

by paul mctavish March 28, 2007

Bearded

This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"

Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!

You are a bearded man Chocky!

by Tokyo Mickey August 14, 2012

Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006

Grizzly Bear Attack

After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.

Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!

Joe: What happened last night?

Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home

by Jeff & Joe April 5, 2007

Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.

Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear

by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011

Gummi Bear

A toothless gay man of the bear variety who gives excellent head.

Damn, that gummi bear can suck a mean sausage.

by Gum-Bi May 1, 2010

boo boo bear

A long-distance boyfriend that you miss terribly and want to kiss right now.

I miss my malaysian boo boo bear.

by hahaloserrrr November 10, 2009