bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

by Cds April 18, 2005

don't beat around the bush

Meaning: Get staight to the point.
Origin: This saying originated in the 15th century when men started using it to describe that they souldn't masterbate or "beat" when a "bush" or vagina is around. Instead, they should just "get to the point" and have sexual intercousre.

Bob: "Well ... I kinda ... maybe ... sorta ..."
Jim: "Don't beat around the bush and just tell me!"
Jon: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Josh: "True that!"

by Someguy2008 January 14, 2009

wife beater

Wife beater is a nickname for "Stella" a popular lager/beer in the UK. It got the nickname wife beater because of the ammount of wife beating that went on after drinking several cans/pints

Pass me another Wife beater man

by sayles April 1, 2005

heart beat

when your heart makes 2 sounds that sound like a thump

dude listen to my heart beat

by xoxolynxoxo October 4, 2006

beat up

To be worn out or tore up.

That chicks pussy is so beat up, she did the whole football team.

by BillyBob April 3, 2005

Sleep beat

When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.

Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!

by Rob Van Cocksucker January 22, 2010

When you gone let me beat girl?

1. Asking a girl when she is going to give it up,

2. When will she let you hit it.
3. When she will have sex with you.

Dude: When you gone let me beat girl?

Girl: When you learn how to ask me like a real man (as she laughs and walks away!)

by Mowgli0157 November 2, 2011