Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009

Bead Bearer

sos, in my last bead bearer thingy i said 4inches and 8 inches, i meant 4mm and 8mm

Look its a bead bearer

by shurrup July 14, 2004

bead shooter

A shot of semen.

Hey man, did Jessica blow you last night?

Yeah, and I gave her a bead shooter to the skull.

by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

Bearded Forgie

Euphemism for female genitalia. See bearded clam

That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.

by TheRecorder August 4, 2009

Beadcore

beadcore (adj.) a bold and superfluous use of beads to embellish one's outfit.

Beadcore (n.) a store in Manhattan that sells a disgusting amount of beads.

That purse looks like an abacus! Girl, it's beadcore!

by DJK & KYJ July 6, 2010

Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011

Beardcore

Beardcore is a sub-genre of metal, or hardcore rock.
The members of a beardcore band often all have beards, hence the name.

Do I listen to beardcore? Did you mean Four Year Strong?
I'm pretty sure you meant Four Year Strong.
No?
Oh...

by Handsomely Bearded December 4, 2011