Baby Bump

A very obnoxious and grating way to say someone's pregnant. An extremely annoying buzz word used by tabloid-style news outlets to have people storm the comment section to complain about the use of this horrendous and ridiculous expression. hence free traffic, you clever dudez!

"in the name of all that is good STOP SAYING "BABY BUMP !!!"

by Spyan January 22, 2020

vanilla baby

A vanilla baby is someone who’s into soft or vanilla sex. Is usually very submissive and smol

“Do you like bdsm?” “No I’m more of a vanilla baby.”

by Succ :) September 25, 2018

Baby Arming

the act of nursing your beer or drink of choice for far too long.
similar to cheryling

Hey Cheryl quit baby arming that shit, its getting warm!

Jon your baby arming ways are making you feminine.

by MitchNBrando November 7, 2011

baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

baby stud

a lesbian who labels herself as a stud or masculine female but only wears nike headbands & sags in tight girl jeans

Idk why you miss her she was a baby stud lmao

by myoppsdead October 1, 2022

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

baby shooter

Name for the male genitalia.

Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.

by maggie cate May 29, 2008