Button Masher

An excuse that pro players call people when they lose to them.

“Yay I won”
“Well you were just a button masher”

by SuperQuack September 29, 2021

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

by bensandgren September 28, 2014

Duey Button

a Duey Button is when you lick your finger tips and slap someone on the forehead.

-when someone is pissing you off lick your fingers and slap them on the forehaed and say Duey Button!-

by Slippy Something? April 16, 2009

sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022

The Gumdrop Button

When you’re getting the ole gum gum from the homeless crackhead down the street who is missing most of their teeth and you accidentally knock one of her remaining teeth out with your dick.

Last night I was getting head from the homeless chick down the street. I accidentally knocked one of her remaining teeth out with my dick and she angrily yelled “Not the gumdrop button!”

by OutlawRacer November 18, 2024

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

The power button

When you stick your fist so far up someone’s ass that they pass out

James gave Judah the power button last night

by Uncle gubsy June 23, 2022