Black Off

To masturbate whilst so terribly inebriated one experiences memory loss

billy: what does mr. idelpants do after a cocktail or six?

charles: he enjoys locking himself in his room so he can black off.

by the whirling dirvish April 24, 2010

Black Cuddle

a cuddle which lead to the the theft of your wallet, keys or phone from your pockets.

Oi, dude less of the black cuddle and give me my phone!

by thecrazymexican April 11, 2011

Black Fame

1. The ability to become famous overnight with little background or talent.

2. Posting a YouTube video and becoming popular rather quickly.

3. An excessive amount of fame, in which overwhelms your decision-making of which vehicular seat to take.

Phil: Gee, which seat to take?
Gerry: Oh shoot, you've got Black Fame!

by RainbowRoyale May 9, 2011

black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop

Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011

black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.

Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!

by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

black brick

Sometime used as an nickname for the Nokia N900, It is almost as thick as an brick so its pretty accurate.

Im going to overclock the hell out of this black brick!

by D3nnis-The-Mew-Fan July 2, 2012

black tunnel vision

When black people only agree with things because the person who did it or said it was black.

Black tunnel vision got Obama elected

by KA_knight2010 October 16, 2013