bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

by Monique Lester July 05, 2014

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Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.

In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.

by t.o.p is sexy December 06, 2009

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Mythic bitch

A mythic bitch is a female who portrays 'bitchy' qualities, but in a stunningly majestic way. Most people don't even know they're talking to a mythic bitch because of the elusive nature of this creature. Mythic bitches feed on the souls of their enemies.

"Selma just conned me out of my lottery winnings. But damn is she sexy. That mythic bitch.

by breakfastcult May 22, 2015

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bitch bunker

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity

Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.

by Izer1 February 02, 2017

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bitch think

Ideas, concepts, policies and other expressions that are non-sensical and often contradictory and/or absurd that are formulated by women; often in an effort provide some sort of advantage either material, sociological, legal or personal. Especially if blatently selfish or hypocritical in nature.

Man1: my ex girlfriend just called me a told me that even though she cheated on and broke up with me that I should still pay her bills every month because it is my fault we broke up.

Man2: that's ridiculous bitch think. I would cut contact with her.

by SwampFawkes March 20, 2019

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