Bastion

Someone who, ironically, should not be nerfed

A: Ill be Bastion, NeRf BAstIon
B: Lol, Bastion really needs to be nerfed!
C: Sorry for being that one guy, but he is a bad character when facing a competent team.

by YoMommaFarted November 8, 2018

Sick Bastard

Someone who's emotionally unavailable, fears to love, has weird taste in things, and will either be the sweetest guy you ever know or someone that will break your heart into pieces. He is usually really smart, unconventional and charming in a very unusual way. He is the bad boy that young women are curious about but grown-ass women will stay away from.

He is a sick bastard. I knew he would break my heart right from the beginning, but I wanted to give him a chance anyway. Maybe I am into dangerous things, or maybe he was too charming as a bad boy.

by ur-banned Dicktionary April 16, 2019

Jiji and the Bastards

Jiji and the Bastards is a electro-death-metal-pop band from File Island formed somewhere in the early 2006 (though the name for the band wasn't decided until later).
Their musical taste combines death metal with electronic shapes and pop elements. It could be described as a fusion between Marilyn Manson and Hilary Duff, but much more twisted and bizarre.
Their style consists mainly on fast guitar riffs, powerful drum beats and symphonic electronic sounds, together with astonishing lyrics with themes revolving around secks, rape, lust, pron, depravation, uncontroled desires, buttsecks, homosexual love, pervertion, wild secks, drugs, psychedelic experiences, pedophilia and other kinds of twisted secks rituals (and occasionally nonsense, insanity and delirium).

ROY: Did you hear? Jiji and the Bastards released their debut album "Amongst Seashells & Octopuss!es"!!
OSWALD: No way! =O
DICK: I love JatB!! <3

by Poisonous Syringes August 31, 2006

bastard

a person who has no contact with their biological father.

Ben is a bastard who doesn't know his father.

by Radboy May 13, 2005

bastard

Someone who was born without married parents.

You're a bastard.

by Homosapien July 21, 2003

bastich

1. A smart combination of the words 'Bastard' and 'Bitch'.
2. A Ladyboy who stole your last Rolo.

Jesus, your such a Bastich (apply in both cases)

by Mr Bug November 16, 2006

bastich

A term first used by Richard Dimitri (as Roman Troy Moronie ) In the movie Johnnie Dangerously starring Michael Keaton and Joe Piscapo. A spoof on 1930's gangster flicks, the movie gives a great showing of the historically correct clothes and mannerisms from that period. An incredibly funny movie, this 1984 classic helped jumpstart Keatons' career for other starring roles in Gung Ho and then of course Beetle Juice.

"You frigin BASTICH". Moronie

by TheDirtySis September 11, 2007