alastair

A short douchebag.

That guy is such an Alastair!

by Raaaaandom December 30, 2015

Alaskan snowball

When a woman gives head to a man and then they make
out. Man is technically getting his own cum.

That idiot got an Alaskan snowball after he got head.

by Billybobjoe from the farm July 20, 2008

Alaskage

The Lagand general poor internet quality associated with living in Alaska.

"I was playing Call of Duty 4 last night but I couldn't win due to the major Alaskage"
"How did he kill me?!
Major Alaskage, dude"

by Crailen Silvey April 7, 2008

Alaskan Firedragon

When a men sets his dick on fire and sticks it Inside a girls pussy

Tupac Alaskan firedragoned me, and now my pussy is sour

by W.i.l May 31, 2016

alaskan fishwoover

When two guys go fishing and when one catches a fish, Then the person who caught the fish sticks it up your ass, your friends ass, or anyones ass

Keith gave me an alaskan fishwoover, what a homo

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

Alaskin Fanny Cream

When someone Ejaculate's in a pot and then leave it for 2-3 days, then shit in it. and put it in the microwave for 2 mins. Then get it out, and rub it all over your partners pussy for some lub. To add flavour or a kick add marmite! :)

Alaskin Fanny Cream, is a exsotic lub.

by alaskin makers March 30, 2011

Alaskan Tuxedo

The sexual practice of inserting vanilla ice cream or frozen custard up a partner's anus and licking it out, fecal matter included.

Dude, did you see Sarah give Todd an Alaskan Tuxedo? It got all over her glasses!

by Mudflap69 December 21, 2010