Gray Banana

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

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Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"

"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."

by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011

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crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.

Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.

by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022

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Banana Towtruck

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off

I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck

by Bigballerbuddy214 June 15, 2015

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Banana Plane

A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.

Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!

by Publord Corgi July 17, 2018

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