Tanked

: to fail at something pretty harshly

Metaphorically, "tank sinks to the bottom of the sea.

· Man, I tanked that quiz yesterday in Fischer's class; I didn't study at all.

by flunk April 16, 2014

Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.

Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.

by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020

Tank slapper

A sudden oversteer in a car caused by the rear-end being unsettled in a corner. Usually happens if the accelerator is pressed too hard or too early on corner exit. May be unpredictable and needs delicate steering and pedal work to correct depending on severity

Term is originally used in motorcycling, but is used interchangeably with cars and racing

Tarquini had a massive tank slapper on Copse corner and lost quite a lot of time before Maggotts and Becketts

by NaggerNick October 11, 2022

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

Tank

Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.

Tank: *Splash*
Tallan: "Dude you just totally invented Tanking!!"

by miniLeader August 8, 2011

Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021