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AP Biochemistry

1. An AP (Advanced Placement) class in high school

2. A government-endorsed torture method that makes you want to drop out of high school
1. I picked AP Biochemistry for high school, hope it goes well

2. my brain has been turned into sauerkraut and i want to die
by Average High School Student December 8, 2021
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ape-rehension

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension
by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016
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AP TSD

AP Traumatic-Stress Disorder; Something that most(maybe all) students experience after taking a really difficult AP course when they encounter material related to that AP course.
{In an AP Biology class}
Person A: After taking AP Chemistry, I get traumatic flashbacks to it whenever I hear or see significant figures. I failed the AP Exam because of them.
Person B: Dude, that is some bad AP TSD, except for me, it's whenever someone mentions derivatives
AP Biology Teacher: Don't forget to account for significant figures when calculating the water potential!
Person A: (Hello darkness my old friend...)
by ŌkamiChibi October 15, 2017
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APES

An advanced placement class normally in high school which teaches you about gay butt sex with apes
nico: anyways i cant wait to finish chemistry and take apes next year fuck this shit
by mattchicken May 28, 2021
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AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
(Shoutout to: Audii, Bayan, Anam, Zareen, Zack, Carlos, Indy, Susan, Sarah, Rama and Yara)
“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama
by Lil’osa October 8, 2018
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aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
by Birth monkey April 2, 2023
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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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