Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

paying customer

A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.

Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.

by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020

Chrome plating a rubbish tin

For those who spend money restoring or repairing a piece of shit.

dude, you spend how much on that piece of shit car? talk about chrome plating a rubbish tin?

by Profix March 1, 2009

License Plating

The act of identifying or recognizing someone by looking at their ass.

"Jessica! is that you?"
"Hey Adam! I cut my hair, how did you recognize me?"
"Just with some license plating, no biggie"

by Jennifer Groin June 15, 2018

Stop playin’ on my set

To stop playing in ones face or presences.

Them: you seen kiesha lately

You: na, why?
Them: cause she pregnant

You: maaan, stop playin’ on my set

by UHtx1 January 27, 2020

plating

when you place a plate on your partners chest and take a huge dump on it.

jake.....how come evrytime i tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want,they always stick it in my ass?

ew...thats way too much information

no,way too much information is telling you that after we have sex....i always take a huge dump......on their chest!
~not another teen movie~

by jason patricio September 16, 2005

i aint playin

The phrase that an adult nagger uses to control her young tyke...

Baby...I ain't playin...hush your mouth..

Shaquavea...I said I ain't even be playin

by Luke June 7, 2004