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blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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Stick Ball

The act of standing up, spreading your thighs and attempting to swing your sweaty, sticky balls, onto your thighs.
After I got done working out I was bored so I played a game of stick ball and got the right on for three minutes!
by OrangeJoseph March 5, 2019
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Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!
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About Ball

An athlete, coach, or sports fan who is solely concerned with happenings on the field and doesnt concern themselves with other distractions.
Greg doesn't watch the Super Bowl Commercials or Halftime Show because he's about ball.
by TheCodester February 9, 2025
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Senku Balls

The most ultimate groupchat to ever have lived. The name is inspired by Ishigami Senku's big delicous juicy ripe round testicles.
"Hey did you check the new message in Senku Balls?"
"No not yet, I'll go take a look."
by MangoYumYum December 28, 2023
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we all ball

“Yo D what if she rejects me” “Fuck it we all ball
by Leyleyy March 9, 2024
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Base Ball Bat

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao
Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat
by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
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