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To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.
"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"
by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014
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i'm gonna eat your foot

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.
I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!
by Grandma's Fury January 25, 2017
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close your legs the war is over

the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.
1: “Dude do you smell that?”

2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”
by gothfoth September 25, 2022
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how i met your mother

An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.
Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!

Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary

Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins

Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up

Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable

Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag

Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...
by oreoorea May 18, 2016
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half-your-age-plus-seven

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...
by SolF1729 June 18, 2011
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Pull the stick out of your ass

It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.
Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!
by FunnyLolMan June 29, 2009
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i'll whoop your head boy

50 cent's way of saying he'll kick your ass.
"I'll whoop your head boy, you know I will, I'll whoop your head boy, with the back of the steel."
by Steve-Rob October 6, 2006
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