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I'll shake your bouncy booty

Basically means 'Fine, I'll whup your ass'. Said when someone challenges you to a fight and you know you'll win. From the movie Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
"Sure, I'll shake your bouncy booty."
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I like your cut G

That is a popular meme where you say "I like your cut G"AND SLAP SOMEONE IN THIER HEAD BAM
Girl: *sanitizes hands* I LIKE YOUR CUT G *SMACKS OTHER GIRL'S HEAD*
Girl 2: WHAT THE FUCK
by Potego ;) November 2, 2020
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hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.
steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'
by mitch November 17, 2004
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Channing All Over Your Tatum

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. It's not dirty. It's just the name of famous movie actor Channing Tatum.
I'm on ubran dictionary lookin' up some slang, I come across the meaning for KD Lang, and guess what, I wanna Channing all over your Tatum
by The Cunt Brothers June 19, 2013
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half-your-age-plus-seven

The social rule defining the youngest age one may date without it being socially unacceptable (or illegal). To compute the oldest one could date without it being socially awkward, simply subtract seven from one's own age, and multiply by two.

To compute the acceptable age an otherwise inappropriately matched couple would have to be before they could date, find the difference in their age, multiply by two, and add seven to get the age the older partner would have to be.

And remember, always round up when computing the youngest age you can date, and round down for the oldest. You know, just to be on the safe side.
Andy is 23, Betty is 19. Andy wants to know if they should date, so he computes half-your-age-plus-seven (18.5). This is an acceptable relationship.

Christine is 25, Donald is 43. Christine thinks she might be too young for Donald, so she reverses the half-your-age-plus-seven rule (36). This is an unacceptable relationship.

Eustace is 94, Frank is 46. Eustace considers the fact that half-your-age-plus-seven (54) makes this an inappropriate relationship to engage in. She also considers that she will be 110 before her relationship with Frank will be socially acceptable. She then considers the fact that she will be dead by then. Eustace continues on with her relationship with Frank anyway.
by Brash October 4, 2012
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stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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Have your cock and eat it too.

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.
John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"
by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012
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