Knuckle balling

Jacking off

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

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As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

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ball pit warrior

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.

One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality

by CptAwesomesauce May 23, 2018

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Whiffle-Ball

A combination of marijuana (weed) & caffeine.

A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.

by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021

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Schrodinger's Balls

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know

"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen

by gamergodXD June 2, 2023

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