Willy Wonka

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.

"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"

by cavalico April 8, 2009

Willy Wonka

When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.

That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!

by Hellsa House October 30, 2008

wet willy

When you flirt so hard with a girl that you make her pussy wet

Ronny gave Tania a wet willy at the party. While he was spitting his game on her.

by sexygangster6 June 23, 2011

wet willy

When you wake someone up by putting your wet erect penis in his/her ear.

"Wet willy, wet willy, I just gave you a wet willie!"

by Wigwillie April 4, 2016

Chilly willy

Freezing excrement in order to have inter couse with it

Man Jeramy gave me a chilly willy now I have poop in my vagina

by Masterdebator May 30, 2015

free willy

When a male friend takes one for the team by agreeing to go for the fat chick of the bunch.

Yo, I got stuck with the free willy last time, it's your turn munchkin man.

by sikwill October 26, 2005

willy nilly

When a situation gets too crazy to handle

yo man this shit is straight willy nilly up in this piece

by Patty D February 24, 2003