Speedy Video

Basically the Blockbuster of Malaysia, which closed down like 3 years ago.

Speedy Video was a place you could rent VCDs, Videos, DVDs etc

by UltimateDoge November 19, 2023

reverse video transcriptase

Reverse Video Transcriptase is the technology through which glow niggers from MOSSAD, MI6, CIA, NSA, FBI, etc manage to secretly record oneself through their video camera of their own devices.

Brad, there's a video of you online fapping to some Taylor Swift song. Why did you upload it?
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.

by xythras September 25, 2024

Jerry Valdez

running next to someone holding one finger to your nostril and shooting a booger on said person

I just Jerry Valdezed your mom, get fucked.

by thesnowbunny December 15, 2023

drake video

a video of popular musician “drake” flapping around his massive schlong in his mirror

“hey dude did you see the drake video?”
“yeah i wish i was that big”

by augustthetoboggan February 21, 2024

drake video

a python

did you see the drake video it was a whole python!

by kittenplayz March 14, 2024

drake video

The thing that ruined the internet.
It ruined people.
It was
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Him touching his dick

Person1: yo did you see the drake video

Person2: No, why?

Person1: good

by Theducc-collector March 26, 2024

Sous Vide

When you get your dick sucked with a condom on.

My boy just got his dick sucked with a condom on in Mexico City, we call that a Sous Vide.

by Brian Shmanthony May 6, 2024