chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

turtle herder

Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.

Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder

by herdingturtles June 8, 2015

turtle fairy

They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!

Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.

by sugaababy February 4, 2010

Turtle in Chief

nickname for any cue ball that's in charge.

"That power tripping chrome dome thinks pushing us around can increase sales figures!"

"Waddya gonna do? he's the turtle in chief"

by Billy Deez "nuts" Williams December 18, 2012

Baggy Turtle

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.

"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."

by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017

Turtle-fern

an individual that reminds you of a turtle. This individual eats like a turtle, pointing their lips out while taking small little bites. Their diet consists of mostly salads.

Marcus McKinney is a Turtle-fern.

by Chippity Chop December 28, 2010

Turtle Dippin’

When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.

“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”

by Daddy Daboob November 9, 2017