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Turtle Elitism

A strange phenomenon mostly native to Urban Dictionary where the top entries about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feel the need to bitch and whine about Power Rangers. It is parallel,but not entirely similar,to the way a medium handful of people from the old internet proclaimed cartoons to be superior to anime and hated anything animated in Japan,although Power Rangers is technically an adaptation of Super Sentai and not Japanese,however the parallels are still there. An additional thing to note is that the two series have both crossed over multiple times,be it in television or comic form,and as of writing the two are currently in franchise development hell or at least close to it.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Tommy: "I like Power Rangers."
Larry (while violently convulsing): "FUCK YOU POWER RANGER FANS FOR RUINING TMNT WITH YOUR SISSY ZORDS,THE TURTLES COULD KICK THE RANGER'S ASSES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
Tommy: "Keep your Turtle Elitism to yourself,you old douchebag. Also,which rangers specifically?"
Larry: "FUCK!"

EXAMPLE TWO:
Frank: "I'm sick of seeing Turtle Elitism every time I look up the definition of the TMNT on Urban Dictionary."
Mari: "Why were you looking up the definition of TMNT on Urban Dictionary in the first place?"
Frank: "Boredom."
by Lazthedictionist July 31, 2024
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Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
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turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
by ryqloud March 6, 2024
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turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
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Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.
I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl
by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026
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Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)
Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."
by jew_bastard January 20, 2026
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