service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016

turd burnishing

Trying to polish or perfect something that doesn't benefit from, or is worthy of, such effort.

I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.

Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.

Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.

by Bono Lex January 31, 2014

Turd lake

A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.

Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake

by Bobdidit December 4, 2018

Tweety turd

A bird's poo.

Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper!

by Mandermen. March 7, 2009

string turd

a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes

Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...

by logandaman0809 June 27, 2022

Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.

Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd

by ubbi dubbi doo June 4, 2017

turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023