Tampa

Tampa is a city full of fakes in Central Florida. A place that tries to act progressive and on the move, but in reality is just a swamp once run by the KKK who segregated its African American population away from whites (read your history books about the lynchings, Morrisons, Lowry park, the white-only beaches across the bridge. Tampa is constantly holding its breath, praying you don't find out its truth. The truth is a bunch of future Confederates built the town next to a military fort, the town started out as a cotton port for cotton grown in the Eastern part of the County and Central Florida. When the slaves were set free and cotton went bust, they turned to citrus. Then these citrus barons, cattle kings and cotton broker's kids proceeded to bring Cubans to town to roll cigars, segregated them in a place called Ybor City and treated them like blacks along with the other "Latins" who also came for the cigar industry in the late 1800s. Then a few crackers partnered with some yanks to build ostentatious hotels and lay down railroads for rich Northerners to come visit. This all went bust, things stayed segregated and very Southern into the 1980s, but now the yankees, crackers and northerners are mixing like a soup with no name. Tampa tears down everything. Tampa has no idea who it is.

Tampa is gross.

by justme34 May 29, 2019

tampon fucker

a slut who is so poor they have to use tampons as dildos.

That whore is such a tampon fucker.

by Kykemaster3000 December 15, 2007

Tampon Jockey

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

tampered with

getting some sex; knowing that your significant or someone you know got some.

"why you smiling? did you get tampered with?"

by mceja June 22, 2009

tramping out

larking out all night

You tramping out tomorrow?

by tiredofyourbull November 25, 2016

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

trampoline fuck

The act of having sex completely naked on a trampeline. Usually during intercourse the partners bounce up and down, while moaning really loud because of the hard penetration.

guy 1: dude i did my girl yesterday and it felt hella good
guy 2: damn! give me details
guy 1: i trampoline fucked her and it was the best sex i ever had

by corim123 March 29, 2009