Don't forget to bring a towel

An amazing thing to randomly say.

Don't forget to bring a towel

by Chr15 July 28, 2006

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

pain tolerance

one's level of perception of pain.

someone with an average pain tolerance who gets a pressure point squeezed might yelp with pain. someone with a high pain tolerance who gets the same thing done to them might turn to the squeezer and ask them what they where doing.while someone with a low pain tolerance may scream outright.

by Estevan Sanchezi October 26, 2006

Love and Tolerate

Love and Tolerate is a term commonly used by Bronies ( the older male group of people who watch My little pony: friendship is magic) as a way to show contempt. It is often used in places where violent terms would normally be used.

" I'm going to love and tolerate the Shit out of you!"

" Don't hate, love and Tolerate"

by Dddrgn December 31, 2011

toser

Noun. Portmanteau of 'loser' and 'tosser,' pron. "tooser."

Have you seen his web page? What a toser!

by Peter Gozinnya April 14, 2008

eiffle towering

when two guys are doing a girl at the same time, and high five each other over her head

man i was really drunk last night, and these guys totally eiffle towered me

by dhakmesg October 1, 2003

sotally tober

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004