A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.
(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.
(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.
(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
by rfo October 26, 2010
Get the toolmug. One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.
Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.
by Calvert Man August 26, 2009
Get the Toolmug. a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.
Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!
by Shumado December 3, 2013
Get the toolmug. by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024
Get the Calicoers Toolmug. A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.
Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.
by Cj_3@$+o8 March 3, 2011
Get the Tool-lymug. The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
Get the Tool Bagmug. Derogatory term for a male loser, chauvinist, douchebag; synonymous with "dick" -- "tool, specifically referring to the male genetalia, i.e., his penis; his dick; his tool.
What a tool!
by Legit AF November 8, 2022
Get the Toolmug.