Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
by Subs762 March 6, 2020
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xoxo every New Canaan girl ever
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by Little-Asian March 26, 2019
Get the chris pearch mug.A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.
Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?
Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?
Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!
Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?
Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!
by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014
Get the Chris Brannan mug.A cute couple that will be nervous with each other at first but afterward they will be the cutest couple and do a lot in bed...Chris will end up leaving Layla (Spelled any way, all Layla's are bitches) for Alexis. He'll think about not being faithful but remember that Alexis is the baddest bitch he's ever had. Alexis will never think about not being faithful and she'll always have Chris's back. Alexis and Chris will have had a crush on each other for months before they get together but once they do they'll be inseparable. They'll take lots of pictures and hang out all the time. (And that dumb bitch Layla will be upset, but that sucks for her) The only reason Alexis and Chris with separate is if they're forced to by family.
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Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...
Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd
Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd
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